1.It is O.K. to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack
   2.It is wrong to be French. 
   3.It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 
   4.Lawyers, see rule #3. 
   5.It is O.K. to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 
   6.Everyone should car-pool except me. 
   7.Bring back the word "stewardesses". 
   8.Syncronized swimming is not a sport. 
   9.Mud wrestling is a sport. 
  10.O.K., so there's only 9, nobody's perfect... 

**NOTE -- Failure to comply with these rules will result in
punishment by being forced to spend the rest of your life selling
woman's shoes to extremely fat, sweaty, & smelly woman...