Al's Recommendations to Marcy 

10. Wear traditional Islamic garb covering all but the eyes. 
9. Feather removing electrolysis. 
8. Ski mask. 
7. Sew up holes in ski mask. 
6. Hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times. 
5. Beak job. 
4. Put paper bag over ski mask. 
3. Shave head, tatoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head, and
learn to walk backwards. 
2. Poke out eyes of every man on Earth. 
1. Get President to make every day Halloween.