Conversation NO NO's

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The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf***er.
2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
3. I think hairy upper lips are really sexy.
4. You know, I think our relationship is just too physical, maybe we should slow down...
5. Her tits are just way too big.
6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
7. Can't we just cuddle instead?
8. Can I hold your purse for you while you shop for hours for an outfit that you'll only wear once (when you tried it on).
9. The heck with Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions

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The Last Things Any Woman Would Ever Say.

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, if it's more convenient for you.
3. By golly, you're right! My mother does have a nice ass!
4. I think beer guts are really sexy.
5. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Check this out, I can burp the entire alphabet.
7. Here, why don't you have the covers.
8. This diamond is way too big!
9. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
10. Doesn't this dress make my ass look just right?
11. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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