Al«s 'I Care' Song

When hooters giggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs
and the bathroom«s not hers
I care

When the pitcher«s on the mound
and the wife is underground
I care

But when I«ve been playing this for days
I«ll kill anyone who stays
I swear!


To which Peg adds :

...and if you really want a scare,
check out his underwear, if you dare.

...taken from episode 614, "MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND"