HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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