I've been married over twenty years now. 

I've seen her from the front 
I've seen her from the back 
I've seen her in a chair 
I've seen her in the sack 

I've seen her stand 
I've seen her crouch 
I've seen her on her stupid couch 

I do not like her in the mall 
I do not like her in the hall 

I do not like her in my life 
I do not like my big red wife